schnozz's definitions

Golden cookie

The yellow spot that results from cum that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.

Ugh, I pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall-- I totally forgot to take care of that one!

by Schnozz January 7, 2013

butt chili

a severe, painful, cramping, burning, explosive diarrhea occurence, often involving a race with the devil to reach the bathroom before imminent sharting occurs.

dude i had the turbo nachos at el diablos and it gave me some hellacious butt chili.

by schnozz April 27, 2007

shitual

a ritual that takes place before defecation, especially at a workplace stall that one uses often.

Dave has a shitual of cleaning the seat before dropping anchor in the mens restroom at work.

by schnozz September 2, 2009