Shitty Wank 

When a person is having a wank and their crotch and hands are all covered in their own shit.

"I was having a really good wank last night, and then I shit the bed. I thought about stopping but I just carried on and had a shitty wank instead"

Shitty Wank by topcatistop May 25, 2009

Shitty Wank Demon 

A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.

Don't go to the Shitty Wank Demon's world, it is made of raw sewage.

Shitty Wank Demon by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019

shitty wank stain

Someone who shits whilst wanking...

Oi you fucking idiot stop being a shitty wank stain.

shitty wank stain by Wonka August 11, 2018

shitty wankers 

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.

"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".

shitty wankers by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017

Shittwankies

Noun: the sand you find it your ass-crack after going to the beach that you keep finding EVERYWHERE

OH MY GOSH! I went to the beach LAST WEEK and I'm still finding shittwankies!!

Shittwankies by jo-jo-sweet May 23, 2011