shitting fuck 

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.

(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!

shitting fuck by eeyun June 16, 2008

what the shitting fuck 

The term describing somthing so obscene that you need to come up with a even more obscene picture in your mind to make a joke

Friend 1: dude I just got aids
Friend 2: what the shitting fuck

what the shitting fuck by Bigbean69699 October 22, 2022

sitting fuck 

One who is all talk and no game. One who volunteers but when time comes to actually help out, is nowhere to be found. Or worse, one who offers minimal help that would only serve to further screw up the end result.

That sitting fuck said she would be 'so happy' to help with the auction, but now that it's time to work, you get crickets from her end!

sitting fuck by Fancy Underpenning April 24, 2011

shutting the fuck up 

A act of kindness to everyone around by letting them not hear your voice.

Person 1: (Quotes overused meme.)

Person 2: Ever heard of shutting the fuck up?

shutting the fuck up by completebruhmoment21 February 18, 2021

normalize shutting the fuck up 

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

normalize shutting the fuck up by von groovy August 3, 2024

Fucking and shitting 

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

Fucking and shitting by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.

*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

are you fucking shitting my asshole by EndItall666 May 29, 2018