shitting dicks 

When your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a penis. Makes one think of anal sex.

Bob: How was your poo?
Joe: It was like shitting dicks.

shitting dicks by mumbojumbo5 April 7, 2011

shitting dicks 

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

shitting dicks by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples 

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

shitting dick nipples

A term used to refer to strange fetishes involving drawn porn. Especially furry porn.

/r/ shitting dick nipples plz kthnx

shitting dick nipples by stghm May 31, 2006

shittin dicks 

The act of taking a dump roughly the same size and shape of a dick. Primarily after a large meal followed by a few drinks.

Dude, I was shittin dicks last night after the party!

shittin dicks by T-B1rd July 26, 2014

Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.

"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"

Shitting Dick Nipples by Broke-ass Sexual Chocolate May 17, 2006

shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say

1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples

shitting dick nipples by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014