The act of violently shitting in ones pants as the result of ethnic food. Derived from early 17th Century explorers attempts to catalogue South American food.
Apu: Hey Kevin how about coming over tomorrow night for my dinner party?
Kevin: Your wife is Indian right?
Apu: She sure is.
Kevin: Naw that sounds like a regular Shitopocalypse.
When one shit ain't enough, you got a shitocalypse. The biggest shit of your life and maybeevendiarrhea.
Man 1: Man, I couldn't leave the bathroom
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: I ate that chilly dip and drank it down with vodka Man 2: Oh God, you've had a shitocalypse
a splataclysmic world-ending event of fecal fallout typically brought on by a vile co-worker’s overindulgence of greasy, fatty, fried foods and IPAs following a vacation or weekend of debauchery. The pressure continues to build in this co-worker until they return to work and callously lay waste to the shared staff bathroom and much of the ground surrounding it, leaving the area barren and uninhabitable for the remainder of the work day.
“CODE BROWN, CODE BROWN! Avoid the bathroom and surrounding area; there has been a shitocalypse of septic proportions!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"