shitmuff 

a name for really stupid cops...or cops who are not stable enough to be a cop

officer strout is a shitmuff

shitmuff by homerun derby May 10, 2010

shituff 

Bull shit stuff that is pain in the royal neck to deal with.

J: How's that partner project coming along?
M: Oh that "shituff" is kicking my ass, no one put any thoughts on how last min change is going to effect ppl's life.. with all the changes and moving parts... it’s coming…

shituff by ctce master August 29, 2012

shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult

1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"

shitmuffin by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

shitpuffin 

an asshole that needs slapped by a bag of shit

Ty's a real shitpuffin.

shitpuffin by Tyrone Free March 7, 2017

Holy Shitpuffins 

For when 'holy shit' just won't do.

Holy Shitpuffins! Did you just see that?

Holy Shitpuffins by NotADamnClue January 31, 2015

shitmuffin

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and assbiscuit.

My shitmuffin, I will love you til the end of time!

shitmuffin by HAASespecial July 2, 2007