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shithe’s 

usually used to call someone out when they’re being an idiot or an asshole. can be used as an adjective or a noun.
1: guy: “bruh ew that dude’s such a homo.”

guy 2: “wtf that’s such a shithe’s thing to say, what the matter with you?”

2: guy: “ew man, look at her body, absolutely disgusting.”

guy 2: “ur such a shithe man, there’s no reason to say that.”
shithe’s by sassylatina February 24, 2020
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hope his next shite's a hedgehog 

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.
Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

Scrappy Doo's Shitte 

Scrappy Doo's Shitte. One of your smaller mates in the pub who gets shit faced and has to be rescued by you or a bigger mate when he picks a fight with the pub Monster. Generally heard shouting "put em up, put em up" between 11:30 pm and 2 am on a friday night
" Scrappy Doo's Shitte again fellas, go pick him up by his collar before that monster beats him to death"
Brian Bridgeman says shithe in his gay quiz.

Brian sucks at checkers

Shithe is just abit cooler than shit, but not as cool as Shite.
Person1: I took a shithe on your mom last night.
Person2: yeah, well I shite'd on YOUR mom.
Person1: OMG I AM NOT WORTHY!!111
shithe by Morgan Nerrenberg April 27, 2004

Ponky shithe 

A really foul-smelling or conceptually disgusting poop. The ponkier the shithe, the worse the smell or appearance. The ponkiest of shithes are typically correlated with an unhealthy body. This has led to many individuals taking to ill health intentionally, in competition to create ponky shithes.
Man 1: Aw, dude! You smell like a dripping butthole, man!
Man 2: Really? Nice! I just took a ponky shithe in my backyard, the stench must have clung to my tweed jacket!
Man 1: That explains it! I am so jealous - I think I must be eating too much fiber. My shithes are never ponky. They have fine shape, consistency, and smell. Fuck my life.

kuso shite shinezo

my favourite japanese insult - literally means "die shitting"
first jap - Bukkoroshite yaru zo!! (literally means i'm going to hit you to death)
second jap - kuso shite shinezo!!
big fight XD
kuso shite shinezo by japsarah October 1, 2007

Shite sticks to shite 

somone who has done something bad in the past and then has had something bad happen to them in the future in other words shite comes to shite meaning bad luck comes to people who do bad things
did you hear about jamie getting robbed aye i did but shite sticks to shite
Shite sticks to shite by GavinFrank February 7, 2017
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