shithe’s

usually used to call someone out when they’re being an idiot or an asshole. can be used as an adjective or a noun.

1: guy: “bruh ew that dude’s such a homo.”

guy 2: “wtf that’s such a shithe’s thing to say, what the matter with you?”

2: guy: “ew man, look at her body, absolutely disgusting.”

guy 2: “ur such a shithe man, there’s no reason to say that.”

by sassylatina February 24, 2020

hope his next shite's a hedgehog

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

Scrappy Doo's Shitte

Scrappy Doo's Shitte. One of your smaller mates in the pub who gets shit faced and has to be rescued by you or a bigger mate when he picks a fight with the pub Monster. Generally heard shouting "put em up, put em up" between 11:30 pm and 2 am on a friday night

" Scrappy Doo's Shitte again fellas, go pick him up by his collar before that monster beats him to death"

by tommydickfingers September 15, 2017

shithe

Brian Bridgeman says shithe in his gay quiz.

Brian sucks at checkers

Shithe is just abit cooler than shit, but not as cool as Shite.

Person1: I took a shithe on your mom last night.
Person2: yeah, well I shite'd on YOUR mom.
Person1: OMG I AM NOT WORTHY!!111

by Morgan Nerrenberg April 27, 2004

Ponky shithe

A really foul-smelling or conceptually disgusting poop. The ponkier the shithe, the worse the smell or appearance. The ponkiest of shithes are typically correlated with an unhealthy body. This has led to many individuals taking to ill health intentionally, in competition to create ponky shithes.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You smell like a dripping butthole, man!
Man 2: Really? Nice! I just took a ponky shithe in my backyard, the stench must have clung to my tweed jacket!
Man 1: That explains it! I am so jealous - I think I must be eating too much fiber. My shithes are never ponky. They have fine shape, consistency, and smell. Fuck my life.

by Art Otay says It's Okay May 19, 2025

kuso shite shinezo

my favourite japanese insult - literally means "die shitting"

first jap - Bukkoroshite yaru zo!! (literally means i'm going to hit you to death)
second jap - kuso shite shinezo!!
big fight XD

by japsarah October 1, 2007

Shite sticks to shite

somone who has done something bad in the past and then has had something bad happen to them in the future in other words shite comes to shite meaning bad luck comes to people who do bad things

did you hear about jamie getting robbed aye i did but shite sticks to shite

by GavinFrank February 7, 2017