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shit work 

work that amounts to nothing, is pointless
Cleaning your bedroom because your mom doesn't want other people to think she's the messy one is shit work.
Mopping a clean floor or cleaning anything that isn't dirty is shit work.
shit work by Dan Gregory May 26, 2006
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Work Shit 

This is a shit one takes at work. This type of shit is usually caused by a late night of drinking or a poorly planned fast food lunch. usually occurs on the busiest day of work when work needs done, and never on the days that work is slow. When this occurs, the boss usually inquires about your constant bowel movements which pisses him off and embarasses you in the workplace. Not Fun!
Boss: Jesus Christ Jim, you've been in the shitter a long time today, are you fine?

Jim: Yes I am boss, except I ate the chili from Wendys from lunch today and Ive got work shit from it.

Boss: Understandable. Now get to work.
Work Shit by masternoob 720 November 20, 2009

Boss Work Shit 

1. When you take a shit on the desk, chair, drawer, or garbage can of your boss when he/she pisses you off.

2. When your boss asks you to shit on him/her at work.
1. My boss made me work all weekend so I took a Boss Work Shit in his desk drawer. Can't wait till he needs some paper!

2. My boss asked me to do a Boss Work Shit on him at work, said I would get a raise for it.
Boss Work Shit by Really F'd UP July 25, 2011

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work 

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man
"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day 

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"

eating workplace shit

An expression used to describe the commonplace employee experience when a state or federal agency hires folks because of their advanced degrees and licensure and then gradually eases them, after the honeymoon phase, into what feels like slave labor, and retains them, due to steady and therefore relatively decent pay, frequent paid days off and a seemingly cushy pension.
I am a doctor who has been eating workplace shit for more than a decade, but after this period of indentured servitude and gradually increasing mental and physical illness, I have stepped halfway off the pirate ship and hope to be vigorously swimming soon.
eating workplace shit by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

workout shit 

After you work out and you have to take the worst shit of your life and you can barely make it to the bathroom in time. Your ass hole feels like it is on fire and people a mile away can smell it.
Billy was working out and got a workout shit from the buffalo wings he ate for lunch.
workout shit by SamHamm February 22, 2009
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