shit string

After a dog eats his blanket he will have a shit string the next day.

When my dog had a shit string brian put on a pair of surgical gloves and pulled it out.

by blizzardmtn December 17, 2014

Don't shit your g-string

A way of telling someone to calm down, or not go crazy.

"So what the Lakers lost, dont shit your g-string about it."

by B-Rash aka "Every Time" December 28, 2003

Shit strings

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’

‘I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings’

by Big guy 1463 April 4, 2024

jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

that's some jerry springer shit

Anyone with the qualifications to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.

by sheila stiletto September 25, 2013