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Shit Sleeve 

When it's cold outside and you gotta go lay some cable, and when you finish and wipe that shit up the sleeve of the sweater your moms knitted you gets some unwanted secondary ass wiping action.
Dude 1: Dude, I just hung one out and when I was wiping my turd cutter things got messy... check out my Shit Sleeve!

Dude 2: Dude, that's nasty, change that shit out and let's go get some tacos.

Sleeper Shit 

The shit that you realize you have to take only as you are walking out of the bathroom after having urinated and/or washed your hands.
"Sorry I'm late, I was just leaving the bathroom when I was hit by a sleeper shit."
Sleeper Shit by trombonegod99 September 12, 2012

shitsleeve 

asswipe, shithead, shitbum, asshole, dickhead, ect.
Can you believe that shitsleeve sold his car for Motley Crue tickets?
shitsleeve by Shane Arnold May 13, 2005

shitsleeve 

The inner rectal cavity immediately past the anus. The lowest portion of the colon before the sphincter.
I stuck my cock up her tight ass and reamed out her shitsleeve last night.
shitsleeve by Slippery Jack January 5, 2006