shit shocker 

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!

shit shocker by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008

Shit Shocked 

When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.

I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.

Shit Shocked by Moneyshotman February 7, 2010

Shit shucker

Shit shucker someone who throws shit either phyiscal or verbally.

Person 1- Don't be a shit shucker with your B.S.!

Shit shucker by Hankscolts November 27, 2011