shit particle

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Discovered in the Large Haldron Collider. The shit particle has extremely high energy, possesses a positive spin and imparts on matter the ability to give a shit.
Moderate sized bodies like Mr Trump which have no shit particles are anti social, don't give a shit or in cases of complete depletion are sociopathic.

That dude Donald has no shit particles at all.

shit particle by woodsmoke July 26, 2016

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shit particles

When a person passes wind (farts) and there is a fecal smell that follows, microscopic shit particles are floating in the air around the person. Which are inturn inhaled through the nostrils of nearby people, these are shit particles.

Omg that person just released shit particles, and they are in my mouth and nose.

shit particles by Beeds10 June 8, 2016

Related Words

shit particle • Shittarticles • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced • Shit Stick • shit the bed

Shit Particles

A solid fart

Steve: Hey Matt, i wouldn't eat that pizza. I let a solid one go near that
Matt: What the hell?
Steve: Yup, now there's shit particles on your food.

Shit Particles by OfficialJadrn March 1, 2021

Shittarticles

The floating feces in the air in bathrooms; particularly public bathrooms where there are massive shit particles floating in the air.

The high school girls didn’t care about the shittarticles in the bathroom air as they were cutting class to make their TikToks.

Cover your toothbrush so the shittarticles don’t get on it!!

I can’t believe they actually hang out in the bathroom with all the shittarticles in the air!

Shittarticles by I am Thor June 26, 2025

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026