shit on a dick 

An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.

"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"

"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"

shit on a dick by Scott Rait August 15, 2006

Shit on a Dick 

A phrase that means "I will go off" or "I'm so fucking high right now"

"If Tammy shows up I will literally shit on a dick"
"I'm not good right now Becky, I am shitting on a dick"

Shit on a Dick by thenamesgenital February 22, 2018

Shit on a goddamn dick

Used to show annoyance or surprise to a situation.

George:Hey Mike! Your cars on fire.
Mike:Well shit on a goddamn dick.

Shit on a goddamn dick by Apostle6065 December 13, 2010

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019