shit mound 

When you take an enormous, almost never ending shit, and it piles up into a mound that rises above the water level of the toilet bowl

Holy crap, I walked into the bathroom and someone left a massive shit mound!

shit mound by Mr. Quackens September 29, 2017

Mondo-shit 

A thin sheet of bright green diarrhea coating in side a toilet bowl after take a long hard shit

Damn I hand to take a mondo-shit

Mondo-shit by Uncle rosco July 5, 2018

Shit Show Monday 

A bad Monday in which you arrive at the bar immediately after work to get blackout drunk.

Amie: Mandie, it's Monday. It's Monday and we are wasted.
Mandie: Welcome to my life.
Amie: this is a shit show. A Shit Show Monday.

Shit Show Monday by Muffin Crumbz November 21, 2010

Shithound 

A person who enjoys sniffing their own crap when they are on the bowl.

The other day Rudi was telling me how bad the bathroom smelled after he finished talking a dump. I noticed that he really likes to smell his own crap. He must be a shithound.

Shithound by MattyG82 June 4, 2009

Rasta Shithound 

Jamaican wolf hound known for its love of cat shit and nine lives. Short in stature, rasta shithounds ususally only grow to be fifteen inches tall. Depending on variety of nu-nu foods, (see TELETUBBIES) shithounds can weigh in range from small to wide as all outside. They are also known widely for their love of cheesy poufs. Most are blonde in color and have long hair which, once properly grown, easily turns itself into dreadlocks. Found in most developed countrys, rasta shit hounds were reported to have first been bread in Tenneesee.

Once i was grown and out of the house, i was able to get the pet i wanted most: a Rasta Shithound!

Rasta Shithound by mollymaddog September 20, 2012

shitpound 

When one finished anal sex and fists their partners asshole

Male friend 1: Yeah after I fucked her she let me shitpounded her

shitpound by DADDYRICKTERLUVER June 26, 2022

SlitMound

Most common with redheads …meaning a puffy vagina.

I hooked up with that redhead last night and ate that slitmound right up!!

SlitMound by Inyur-I February 28, 2026