Shit Locker

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AKA: the poop shoot, the hershey highway, the dumper and formerly known as the anal cavity.

"Last night Dave went home with this broad and stuffed his dick in her her shit locker."

Shit Locker by yanner October 15, 2004

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Shit Locker

(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).

Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.

Shit Locker by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005

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Shit Locker

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.

Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!

Shit Locker by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016

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shit locker

A bathroom stall in the men's room.

Some drunk was passed out in one of the shit lockers. The bar staff had to pick the lock and drag him out.

shit locker by Ottawa June 14, 2010

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shit locked

its when you are going to take a shit but you have to stop on the way to tighten you asshole to keep the shit from coming out.

i was going to shit when i became shit locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work

shit locked by Richie1966 February 18, 2009

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penis shit licker

One who licks the penis that has just been inside their own unclean asshole.

Ever since I saw poo on Branka's mouth, knowing she is fond of cock sucking, I had a hunch that she was a penis shit licker.

penis shit licker by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

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Shit licker

A person who licks shit

Kyle get off my ass you shit licker.

Shit licker by Travis May 31, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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