Stemming from the population of small-town Holdrege, Nebraska; Holdrege Shit is defined as anything that meets one or more of the following conditions:
1. Any action or activity that seems to be redneck or something a backcountry USA person would engage in
2. A large-scale party foul, but the condition being that the person committing the foul had very little to drink/smoke 3. Any saying or proposed solution to a problem that does not make sense, and generally seems like something a hick would do
Person A: “We were shooting pumpkins in the field, the copscame and we pulled off on our four wheelers”
Person B: “That’s some pure, unadulterated Holdrege Shit”
(1) A person who has immigrated from one of the African countries or Haiti, countries President Donald Trump allegedly referred to contemptuously as "shithole countries" or shitholes, at a White House meeting on January 11, 2018. Usually it is asserted either pejoratively about another person (sometimes as a vicious slur) or proudly about oneself.
(2) More widely, usually a self-assertion expressing pride or claiming a badge of honor: a person who has immigrated from, or claims to be a descendent of immigrants from, any country that has been the butt of contemptuous criticism for its impoverishment or for the moral inferiority of its inhabitants.
Sense (2): I am a proud 'shitholer.' My family was called wops and mackerel eaters. I'm proud of that. We came when people from Ireland and Italy were seen as dirty people. Dirty Catholics who didn't belong in a Protestant country. (Philip Mudd on CNN TV, Jan. 11, 2018 )
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.