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shit hearder 

(noun) A plumber who mainly works on (DWV) Drain waste and vent systems.
Look at that Shit hearder go, Those turds don't have a chance.
shit hearder by dp clown June 4, 2010

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith 

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.
Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

shitherder 

An animal that despite how much you love it and the fact that it doesnt do anything wrong (to it), just doesnt do the things that you want it to do. Therefore, only an afternoon's 'shitherding' could possibly convince it to do what you want it to do. This would involve pushing shit around with its nose until it had assembled it all in a nice and easy to dispose of pile, preferably clingfilmed. This would be an alternative to becoming a shish-kebab.
My dog does everything a dog does natuarally, but does not go to bed when i tell it to, only because it thinks there is something better to do. An afternoon as a shitherder would soon put a stop to that!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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