shit herder 

A sheperd who watches over turds and keeps them grouped together. Used as an insult

fuck off you shit herder

shit herder by Poo fetish June 24, 2003

shit hearder 

(noun) A plumber who mainly works on (DWV) Drain waste and vent systems.

Look at that Shit hearder go, Those turds don't have a chance.

shit hearder by dp clown June 4, 2010

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith 

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.

Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith by Ballsack6999 April 13, 2022

shitherder 

An animal that despite how much you love it and the fact that it doesnt do anything wrong (to it), just doesnt do the things that you want it to do. Therefore, only an afternoon's 'shitherding' could possibly convince it to do what you want it to do. This would involve pushing shit around with its nose until it had assembled it all in a nice and easy to dispose of pile, preferably clingfilmed. This would be an alternative to becoming a shish-kebab.

My dog does everything a dog does natuarally, but does not go to bed when i tell it to, only because it thinks there is something better to do. An afternoon as a shitherder would soon put a stop to that!

shitherder by My First Googlewack July 13, 2006