shit gun

a gun that fires shit everywhere

the american army used the shit gun at the Germans. After the war all the Germans were covered in shit

by Gav Gav June 28, 2007

shit gun

Asshole

I stuck it in her shit gun.

by Chaich September 14, 2003

shit gun

The way an Asian pronounces "shot gun."

Bich, I keel yu, I shoot yu wit modafoking shit gun!

by futurebutterfly December 1, 2013

shit gun

A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.

I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.

by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006

shit-gun

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination

Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).

by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

Top Gun Shit

Used as a description of habitual "wingman" escapades at parties and clubs. This is principally seen as a very strong and important bond between two so-called "players" with their eyes firmly on the prize (women). These said individuals employ strategic moves and move swiftly when opportunity arises. Just as fighter pilots are expected to do, they watch each other's back with the utmost dedication and also employ the agenda of "bros before hoes."

John (to Jake): What are those douchebags doing over there?

Jake: Looks like they got that Top Gun Shit. We should try that.

by mkdamaestro October 16, 2010