n., the tail on a cat, dog, or any other animal whose anus is located just under the spot where the tail connects to the body. The term comes from the story of Jed Angus, who discovered that when he raised and lowered the tail of his pet dog (as if using a crank), poop came out.
Dude, my cat keeps walking around with his shit crank up in the air, so everyone can see his shit hole!
by Acting Jack February 08, 2008
excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.
by Hap July 05, 2006
when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death
by LilButNuster May 27, 2024
Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...
Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?
by HiddenAssumptions August 04, 2024