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shit chill 

When you have to crap, but can't get to a bathroom and you stand perfectly still, clenching. Then your body shakes briefly like you were standing in 20 below weather.
I had to dump at the concert but I didn't want to miss "Hammer Smashed Face", so I held it in and got a shit chill.
shit chill by -hef- September 18, 2009
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chill your shit 

relax; calm down; do not over-react
chill your shit by call me shley August 30, 2005

Chill As Shit

Someone who is insanely chill or cool to be around. Usually the type of person you would want to smoke with.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang with Seth?

Person 2: Yeh dude he's chill as shit!
Chill As Shit by Quicksliver October 18, 2008

Shit chillin 

When you have nothing to do, usually at work, so you go and sit on the toilet and play on your phone.
Someone texts you: what up doe

You respond on the toilet at work: shit chillin

Shit Chills 

The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.
So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.
Shit Chills by juicalicious April 28, 2011

Post Shit Chills 

After taking a shit you get momentary body shivers/chills with an empty feeling.
Man I just had post shit chills after that big shit I just took.

shit chillin 

the act of refrigerating ones own fecal matter
Me and my Homies were shit chillin.
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