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When you have to crap, but can't get to a bathroom and you stand perfectly still, clenching. Then your body shakes briefly like you were standing in 20 below weather.

I had to dump at the concert but I didn't want to miss "Hammer Smashed Face", so I held it in and got a shit chill.

shit chill by -hef- September 18, 2009

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chill your shit

relax; calm down; do not over-react

Hey! Chill your shit!

chill your shit by call me shley August 30, 2005

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Chill As Shit

Someone who is insanely chill or cool to be around. Usually the type of person you would want to smoke with.

Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang with Seth?

Person 2: Yeh dude he's chill as shit!

Chill As Shit by Quicksliver October 18, 2008

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Shit chillin

When you have nothing to do, usually at work, so you go and sit on the toilet and play on your phone.

Someone texts you: what up doe

You respond on the toilet at work: shit chillin

Shit chillin by Keep Hill Billy May 26, 2015

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Shit Chills

The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.

So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.

Shit Chills by juicalicious April 28, 2011

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Post Shit Chills

After taking a shit you get momentary body shivers/chills with an empty feeling.

Man I just had post shit chills after that big shit I just took.

Post Shit Chills by Chocolate Miller May 18, 2022

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shit chillin

the act of refrigerating ones own fecal matter

Me and my Homies were shit chillin.

shit chillin by rectumdamnnearkilledem June 29, 2013

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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