Definitions by juicalicious

Gorgous 

A mythological beast middle-school girls sympathetically compare each other to mainly in the comments section of their facebook profile pictures.

YOU LOOK GORGOUS <3. Did you mean gorgeous...? NO I MEAN SHE LOOKS, LIKE, GORGOUS !!!!

Gorgous by Juicalicious May 26, 2011

Awkward 

A new hipster fad. Apparently inflating your cheeks with air and bugging your eyes out in a picture is cute and "awkward". Also positioning your hands to look like they are clutching your face while your knuckles are bent is another cool "awkward" pose hipsters love.

"AWKWARD IS SO CUTE. I'M AWKWARD NOW" - Teenage Hipster

Awkward by juicalicious April 29, 2011

Shit Chills 

The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.

So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.

Shit Chills by juicalicious April 28, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

A warlock/rock star from Mars. Usually extremely tired of pretending he's not special.Great at making money off of his own nervous breakdown. Highly superior to the rest of the human race. His only flaw is that in case of a transfusion, he needs to transfuse his own blood with that of a tigers.

What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and an ordinary human? Charlie Sheen isn't a troll.

Charlie Sheen by juicalicious April 7, 2011

All Time Low 

Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.

If you're looking for an awful band just like All Time Low , try these :

The Academy Is.

A Day To Remember.

All Time Low by Juicalicious January 24, 2011

Metalcore 

Shitty genre of music. It is said to be derived from hardcore punk and heavy metal, but really sounds like Panic! at the Disco with heavier guitar riffs. The vocalists are usually washed up emos.

Metalcore.

Metalcore by Juicalicious January 22, 2011

Tumblr 

Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.

Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.

Tumblr by Juicalicious January 22, 2011