shit chewer

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Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.

'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'

shit chewer by Mister Rat November 8, 2009

Words you can keep

shit your cheerios

True story...

33 years ago I was 8 years old sitting in front if the tv with the last bowl of honey nut cheerios in front of the tv... my brother comes over naked and lifts his butt cheek to blow a fart in my direction... a drop of shit landed plop in my cheerios... "oh my God! MOM!!! <insert brothers name here> JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY CHEERIOS!". He would say i shit in your cheerios. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THE EXPRESSION SHOULD BE USED. TRUE STORY.

"i shit your cheerios" The cheerios dont have to be honey nut.

shit your cheerios by ShitInYourCheerios August 31, 2017

Related Words

shit chewer • shit your cheerios • Shit in my cheerios • Shit in your Cheerios • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced

Shit in your Cheerios

To completely ruin someones day

"That guy is a dick, he lives to Shit in your Cheerios."

Shit in your Cheerios by Madanarx August 11, 2006

Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

Shit in my cheerios by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026