shit burrito 

when a guy takes a condom and shits into it, then he sticks it into a microwave for 30 seconds (preferably on high power), and then he fucks it.

I used my grandma's microwave to cook my shit burrito

shit burrito by Saul Meyer May 29, 2003

Burrito Shit

The ooze that comes out of an overfilled burrito when you bite it.

Man, all of your burrito shit could fill a second burrito!

Burrito Shit by {FILO} May 6, 2015