by Anonymous~ September 26, 2007

"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."
"I'd shit bricks."
by Earl85 April 01, 2008

a way to describe a situation so awesome that you could literally shit out a brick and you wouldn't care (too much)
Joe: I got a blowjob from a girl with purple eyes.
Jack: How cool was it when she looked up at you.
Joe: Dude, I could've shit bricks.
Jack: How cool was it when she looked up at you.
Joe: Dude, I could've shit bricks.
by Tobias the Fool March 05, 2009

by Mike March 09, 2005

Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.
God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.
by Phaedrus3rd May 02, 2014

by ALEX1IA January 11, 2010

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021
