An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or largegoals in life.
Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.
Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!
A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.
Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.
Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!