by herder_is_cool June 28, 2008
Get the shit birds mug.Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.
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Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.
by Regicidal October 31, 2013
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Get the this shit is for the birds mug.Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!
by Eric Lazar August 21, 2007
Get the shit bird mug.A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.
by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011
Get the Flaming Shit Bird mug.Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
by matt April 8, 2005
Get the shit bird mug.A person who puts shit into a bag (human or animal), for the sole purpose of throwing it onto a roof top.
by Lordgumby November 20, 2016
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