shit slap
shit slap by Rohan Patel September 28, 2007
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Shit Slap
An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
"Did you hear that Bob got Shit Slapped?"
"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"
"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"
"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"
"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"
"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
Shit Slap by sammysunset April 16, 2009
shit slap
when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.
You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???
he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?
he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?
shit slap by danithebanani August 7, 2011
Shit Slap
A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bitch slap another individual with your shit covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread.
Damn Dude, I caught Karl punishing his penis so I shit slapped him until his face looked like a work fecal art.
Shit Slap by Big Bad Bulky Schultz July 7, 2008
that shit slap
"Have you heard that new Dr. Dre beat? That shit Slap!"
"How good is it? " on to which you would reply "THAT SHIT SLAP!"
"How good is it? " on to which you would reply "THAT SHIT SLAP!"
that shit slap by Yung Deezee October 24, 2019
Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS)
Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.
Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010
that shit slap
“That shit slap” simply can mean multiple things such as something being super cool or super weird. You just have to use it right
that shit slap by Mr.finesser August 27, 2017
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