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shit stinks

#1 - The situation is messed up, aka fucked up

#2 - Also to call a spade a spade
#1 & 2 - Dave - "I heard that bitch was running her yap about you again at the killer"

Biff - "Shit stinks kid, whatayougonnado"
by chrisking5150 December 4, 2010
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Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.
P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”
by Thimithy October 20, 2020
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Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.
P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”
by Thimithy October 20, 2020
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your shit stinks

1. phrase used to let an individual know that they are lying in the extreme and you have an overwhelming sense that they are, in fact, telling a lie or keeping secrets

2. powerful phrase used to intimidate small house pets that tend to defecate and/or urinate freely all over the place or have very potent smelling feces and/or urine; can also be used to intimidate people of low character
1. example-

*Gerrick walks outside*

William: "Do you smell that?"

Gerrick: "Uh... I thought I just had to fart... and I..." :'(

William: "I knew it! I could smell your shit a mile away.
Your shit stinks, fool!"

Gerrick: "I need to go change." :'(

William: "Your shit tells all, so you're right, plus you're older than me. So suck on it!"
"And how dare you step foot on this porch guns hot!"

2. example-

a.
Bobby: Babygirl? Was that you who did this?

Babygirl: *tucks tail in between legs*

Bobby: Your shit stinks! but I ain't pickin' it up...

Babygirl: *runs off*

b.
overly-confident/delusional musician: "I'm tha SHIT!"

honest individual: "Your SHIT stinks, with shit referring to your music and your overall character!"
by TrillWill June 16, 2012
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STINKS LIKE SHIT

I DO!!!!
No matter how much I shower I still STINKS LIKE SHIT. I wash my male clothes but my female clothes STINKS LIKE SHIT as I never wash them. I like to play little boy or little girl games called " STINKS LIKE SHIT ". The way you play the game STINKS LIKE SHIT is you say , " let's SEEYOURASSH0LE".
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021
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Rigid Shit Sticks

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
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shit sticks to the lion

synonym.

When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.
1.
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion

2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!
by twotoTandy March 26, 2008
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