shirt kitten 

Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin

"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"

shirt kitten by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 24, 2023

Shit Kittens 

The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.

"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."

"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"

"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."

Shit Kittens by Silenthunder December 29, 2009

Shit Kittens 

To be so cute that even one's excrement is as adorable as a young feline.

Did you see that girl playing beach volley ball? She was so cute she'd shit kittens.

Shit Kittens by RodgerDogger May 5, 2010

shitkittens 

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

shitkittens by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005