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Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

skirt ball 

A man whose balls are hidden beneath a womans skirt . A guy who follows blindly whatever his female partner asks of him .
A man who has female attributes and willingly allows his female partner to orchestrate the relationship . Skirt balls refers to the organ the male having characteristics of a skirt ball . Extensive research indicate mutation in the seminiferous tubules causing formation of skirt-like covering.

Eg. Alisons boyfriend was dubbed a skirt ball in high school as he followed her to every cheerleading practice .
skirt ball by JBLOPEZ006 December 28, 2010
A person who is lazy and gets away with things.
That guy is a Shit Ball.
Shit Ball by Jogozz June 30, 2006

shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.
Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.

Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome

Known to the world as FSBS is when taking a poop your nuts start hurting like crazy.
"Man i just dropped the kids off at the pool and my balls hurt. I think i have Fetal Shit Ball Syndrome!

SHIT BALL CANNON 

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.