shipshaft

a word used to confuse Saanjit.
(for more information please search up Saanjit in urban dictionary)

no shipshat shipshaft

by your classmate (apologies) April 5, 2022

shopshifting

The practice of browsing at an actual store and simultaneously using one's mobile device to buy the item online (or put it on an online wishlist to buy later) for a lower price.

I was at Best Buy yesterday and saw this Blu-ray player for $300, but I went shopshifting at Amazon and got it for $200.

by bbgm November 27, 2009

Shipshape

It's all good!

Richard is my face hurts, is there something on it?

Nope! Shipshape!

by Mooseyz December 22, 2008

slipshat

A coousin of the word slipshod, slipshat desribes a particularly lazy or thoughtless visit to the lavatory, often requiring the next visitor to clean up after the aforementioned previous slipshat perpetrator.

I've had two bowls of vegan chili with two almost raw beefburgers, and my stomach has been churning for hours. I run to the bathroom at last and relieve myself. I'm aware that something akin to a rotary muck spreader is going on in the lavatory bowl, but I'm preoccupied and daydreaming.

With a cursory wipe and a half-hearted flush, I run off to attend to other pressing matters, without a glance back to check the state of my health.

Thrtee minutes later a work colleague enters the stall. To his horror, he is the victim of my slipshat behaviour.

Not only does the entire bowl resemble Jackson Pollack's brown period, but there's even some on the seat.

Vile!

by Arlo Barlow May 29, 2008

shipsmast

When one gets out of a moving vehicle from the window onto the roof and continues to slide down to the hood of the car, and, if daring enough, stands up.

A: Remember Josh?
B: Yeah, that crazy bastard, what about him?
A: He died last week playing shipsmast.

by schnapple December 25, 2007

SnapShaft

A Snapchat in which you accidentally show your penis.

So, I was chillin’, wholetime, I accidentally snapshaft the whole community.

by Germ_ August 3, 2019

shitshat

Comes from the word "chitchat."
A type of convo usually involving any of the following: stupid poop jokes, bathrooms, or just plain talking shit about someone.

Jake and Ryan were shitshatting. Those poop jokes were gross.

Jenny and Emma were shitshatting about that girl; that gossip was nasty.

chitchat talk poop gossip dirt shit

by UrbanIce December 27, 2009