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shimshaw creamtime 

historically known to have ran a farm in Utica, NY and owned the largest cow recorded in history (called charles) and was the top in the milk industry in the olden times
"shimshaw creamtime."
shimshaw creamtime by clayxspooky February 25, 2021
Richard is my face hurts, is there something on it?

Nope! Shipshape!
Shipshape by Mooseyz December 22, 2008

Shimshaw-Creamtime 

A noun referring to the time of a Shimshaw-Cream event, an event at which up to 30 different milk enjoyers gather to consume gallons of 2% milk without utensils or glassware.
Hey former United States Vice President Dick Cheney! Looking forward to Shimshaw-Creamtime?
A woman who only goes out with merchant marines. She is a uneducated gold digger. This woman hangs around low class bars in hopes of hooking up with a guy of the ships that can offer her a green card and money, generally all that happens is that the women gets knocked up with his kids, gets vd, and he skips town and does not pay a dime in child support because the woman does not know his name. The reason this happens is because the women tell there friends how glamorous a life they have, when in essence they are living day to day with no food or medical in a apartment on Saipan on welfare.
Man, the ship just anchored of the island, the shipsharks are in a frenzy with all the merchant marines. They will be eaten up when they come to shore.
Shipshark by A real pilot September 6, 2013

shipshewana 

A shitty little tourist Amish town in northeastern Indiana. It is known for it's smelly inbred Amish who fuck their animals, and stupid hillbillies.
Where you live bro?
Good ole' "Shit-where-ya-wanna"
Oh you mean Shipshewana!
shipshewana by Psuedowilldo July 11, 2018