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shimshaw creamtime 

historically known to have ran a farm in Utica, NY and owned the largest cow recorded in history (called charles) and was the top in the milk industry in the olden times
"shimshaw creamtime."
shimshaw creamtime by clayxspooky February 25, 2021
Richard is my face hurts, is there something on it?

Nope! Shipshape!
Shipshape by Mooseyz December 22, 2008

Shimshaw-Creamtime 

A noun referring to the time of a Shimshaw-Cream event, an event at which up to 30 different milk enjoyers gather to consume gallons of 2% milk without utensils or glassware.
Hey former United States Vice President Dick Cheney! Looking forward to Shimshaw-Creamtime?
A woman who only goes out with merchant marines. She is a uneducated gold digger. This woman hangs around low class bars in hopes of hooking up with a guy of the ships that can offer her a green card and money, generally all that happens is that the women gets knocked up with his kids, gets vd, and he skips town and does not pay a dime in child support because the woman does not know his name. The reason this happens is because the women tell there friends how glamorous a life they have, when in essence they are living day to day with no food or medical in a apartment on Saipan on welfare.
Man, the ship just anchored of the island, the shipsharks are in a frenzy with all the merchant marines. They will be eaten up when they come to shore.
Shipshark by A real pilot September 6, 2013
Quit fucking around and get serious
Hey Tim quit shipshapping around and get your ass in gear
shipshap by Maynard Nathan May 14, 2018

shipshewana 

A shitty little tourist Amish town in northeastern Indiana. It is known for it's smelly inbred Amish who fuck their animals, and stupid hillbillies.
Where you live bro?
Good ole' "Shit-where-ya-wanna"
Oh you mean Shipshewana!
shipshewana by Psuedowilldo July 11, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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