Definitions by rafterman
Shinty
A Scottish sport played by inbred west coasters. When observed, appears to be dangerous as fuck with a number of wild cunts waving sticks in front of each other’s teeth. In reality, the real danger is down the local pub after the game where the villagers fight over the choice of ceilidh music for the night.
BBC Alba commentator “camera kiosk battery shaver John MacArthur”
BBC Alba guest pundit “what the fuck are you saying ya daft Gaelic shinty bawbag”
BBC Alba guest pundit “what the fuck are you saying ya daft Gaelic shinty bawbag”
Kittybomb
When you make a coat of paper just big enough to fit around your cats back, you tape it around him then tape a cup of paper shreddings ontop of the paper jacket. You the cat away and eventually, the cup will fall over spewing the paper shards all over the place, thus commiting a "Kittybomb"