shining shit 

When your shit is really shiny!!

Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!

shining shit by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! July 18, 2016

Shiting 

The act of droping a shit

pushing a load, growing a tail, taking the browns to the superbowl, droping the cosby kids off at the pool, droping a deuce

I was in the act of shiting when the phone rang.

Shiting by DpPg January 14, 2009

You gotta be shiting me 

When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.

A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.

You gotta be shiting me by Mr Confident July 1, 2016

testicle shiting rectal wart 

1. YOU

You are a testicle shiting rectal wart!

testicle shiting rectal wart by Juggalo3879 June 2, 2010

public shiting 

Where a person shits in public anywhere outside of a public toilet. Sometimes homeless people do it but a lot of people do it because they are tired of society's rules.

John pratices public shiting.

public shiting by Deep blue 2012 August 23, 2010

Bank shiting 

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.

John is bank shiting.

Bank shiting by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

Shiting hand 

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.

A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.

Shiting hand by Mr Confident June 26, 2016