shined my ass

To beat someone ass. Typically a parent "teaching" their child manners.

"I smarted off and my dad shined my ass."

by unclvito November 30, 2017

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

The incorrect spelling of the catchphrase Bite my shiny metal ass.

Bob: Bite my shiney metal ass!
John: There is no 'e' in shiny.
Bob: Screw you college boy.

by Kamalyko December 31, 2005

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.

2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.

"Hey! You have to pay that fine!"
- "Bite my shiney metal Ass!"

by Uncle Himler July 29, 2005