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Meaning- opposite of her girlfriend

Loves her girlfriend more than her boyfriend

Acts innocent in front of her friends and lasts more than 8 hours

Extremely introvert🤌🏻

Has worst record in keeping boyfriends
Has a boyfriend who is like a Toxic husband

Has more fun being lesbian than being straight

Has two friends who she calls bro but aren’t really bro😂🔪
Kisses everyone with shields on/mask
Has best relationship advice and herself has a husband kum boyfriend 🩸🤌🏻
Shimoni is Very naughty and introvert person and has best girlfriend in the entire world
shimoni by Ifukuk🤌🏻 December 25, 2021
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Simonida 

A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.
Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!
Simonida by ForeverMe December 15, 2013
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shamonica 

A beautiful spirited person. Strong willed and loving. Will give never asking for much in return. Shamonica has the spirit of a warrior. Will honor good but will dabble in a bit of bad when bored. Never leave Shamonica because she will always be there for you if she doesn't feel mistreated. Shamonica brings good luck to those around her.
Every since I met this new friend, Shamonica, so many good things have happened.
shamonica by LoveInLight December 25, 2016
You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. In business, you are the creator and promoter of original ideas and usually enjoy considerable financial success.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Give me some shamoni💵.
Shamoni by Shamoni April 5, 2017

Simonita 

Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!
"Simonita is truly crazy!"
Simonita by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017
(1) A word screamed when being chased and/or close to dying. (2) Used to rudely interrupt someone while they are talking.
Example (1): Shimini! Help me, please! Shimini!
Example (2): Friend1: Hey, what where do you guys want to eat?

Friend 2: I want to eat at-

You: SHIMINI SHIMINI!!!
shimini by educated_user February 21, 2021
A beautiful girl who many love and envy. Well known for her interesting sense of humor and uniqueness that people strive to find within themselves. Has a bad attitude with some but it only draws more peoples attention to her. Is cunning and sneaky, giving her an easy time getting away with things she should not be doing.
Pretty much, a Shimoli is a young attractive girl who many people wish to be like.
-look at her, she is perfect. i wonder who she could be?!
-well isn't it obvious? she's Shimoli.
Shimoli by aeriebaby July 30, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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