Shilldren

Plural of Shild.
1) Noun:

Shills that are heavily related to, spawned of, or puppeteered by the body that they are supporting.
2) Noun:

Shills that happen to be minors.

1) Fox and Sky news are just the corporate shilldren of the Republicans.

2) Look at those shilldren, talking about how great their nintendo playstations are!

by I make wurds May 20, 2019

shilldren

Da pint-sized offspring of greedy/selfish adults who shamelessly use said innocent cuties as supposed advocates for whatever ideas and/or products dat said lacking-basic-family-values parents are trying to foist upon their audience.

A classic and excellent example of someone's employing "shilldren" to pressure fellow humans into agreeing to less-than-reasonable proposals --- da unfeelingly-opportunistic Howard's using his young daughter as unfair "kiddie-leverage" when pedaling peanut brittle to da spineless George McFly.

by QuacksO December 16, 2023

Shrilldren

Kids that cry loudly in public places and the parents do nothing about it.

This fucking restaurant is always filled with Shrilldren

by JameySuede January 12, 2011

stilldrunk

Many times when partying hard, a partier will drink enough alcohol to be drunk for many more hours than he/she is able to stay awake. So, when he/she wakes up in the morning, the first thing he/she does is looks around, and goes, 'Man, I'm still drunk.' Thus, when waking up from a hard night of partying still drunk, you are 'stilldrunk.'

Girl #1, "Hahaha! I can't believe I'm still drunk!"

Girl #2, "Honey, you're not 'still drunk,' you're STILLDRUNK!!!"

Both, "HAHAHAHAHAH!"!

by AngelaBlythe May 4, 2006

schildrenfreude

The pleasure you derive when your previously child-less friends have kids and learn what "having no time" really means.

Don't worry, honey, in a few years they'll have their first and we'll be relishing in the schildrenfreude.

by therealmattmo December 3, 2014

shillered

To have your wants and needs as a resident of the 46th ward of Chicago ignored, and to divide the electorate by using misinformation, intimidation, and threats of having your subsidized housing taken away from you for voting the opposition. Also to have high density, low income housing built despite the overwhelming evidence that this type of housing project does not and will not work.

The good people of Uptown and the 46th ward of Chicago got shillered when their alderman ignored them.

by What The Helen November 24, 2006

Chilldren

The common aftermath of Netflix & Chill, which is, of course, childbirth.

Netflix and Chill? Sorry, I don't chill. That's how you end up with chilldren.

by LeUrbanDefiner October 22, 2015