2 definitions by therealmattmo

schildrenfreude

The pleasure you derive when your previously child-less friends have kids and learn what "having no time" really means.

Don't worry, honey, in a few years they'll have their first and we'll be relishing in the schildrenfreude.

by therealmattmo December 3, 2014

Fiterally

An abbreviation of "figuratively" that can be easily used in place of the commonly mis-used intensifier "literally".

"his looks were very haggard, and his limbs and body fiterally worn to the bone"

by therealmattmo December 1, 2022