therealmattmo's definitions
The pleasure you derive when your previously child-less friends have kids and learn what "having no time" really means.
Don't worry, honey, in a few years they'll have their first and we'll be relishing in the schildrenfreude.
by therealmattmo December 3, 2014
Get the schildrenfreudemug. An abbreviation of "figuratively" that can be easily used in place of the commonly mis-used intensifier "literally".
by therealmattmo December 1, 2022
Get the Fiterallymug.