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Fiterally

An abbreviation of "figuratively" that can be easily used in place of the commonly mis-used intensifier "literally".

"his looks were very haggard, and his limbs and body fiterally worn to the bone"

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The pleasure you derive when your previously child-less friends have kids and learn what "having no time" really means.

Don't worry, honey, in a few years they'll have their first and we'll be relishing in the schildrenfreude.

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