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Shilldren 

Plural of Shild.
1) Noun:

Shills that are heavily related to, spawned of, or puppeteered by the body that they are supporting.
2) Noun:

Shills that happen to be minors.
1) Fox and Sky news are just the corporate shilldren of the Republicans.

2) Look at those shilldren, talking about how great their nintendo playstations are!
Shilldren by I make wurds May 20, 2019
Words you can keep

shilldren 

Da pint-sized offspring of greedy/selfish adults who shamelessly use said innocent cuties as supposed advocates for whatever ideas and/or products dat said lacking-basic-family-values parents are trying to foist upon their audience.
A classic and excellent example of someone's employing "shilldren" to pressure fellow humans into agreeing to less-than-reasonable proposals --- da unfeelingly-opportunistic Howard's using his young daughter as unfair "kiddie-leverage" when pedaling peanut brittle to da spineless George McFly.
shilldren by QuacksO December 16, 2023

Shrilldren 

Kids that cry loudly in public places and the parents do nothing about it.
This fucking restaurant is always filled with Shrilldren
Shrilldren by JameySuede January 12, 2011

stilldrunk 

Many times when partying hard, a partier will drink enough alcohol to be drunk for many more hours than he/she is able to stay awake. So, when he/she wakes up in the morning, the first thing he/she does is looks around, and goes, 'Man, I'm still drunk.' Thus, when waking up from a hard night of partying still drunk, you are 'stilldrunk.'
Girl #1, "Hahaha! I can't believe I'm still drunk!"

Girl #2, "Honey, you're not 'still drunk,' you're STILLDRUNK!!!"

Both, "HAHAHAHAHAH!"!
stilldrunk by AngelaBlythe May 4, 2006

schildrenfreude

The pleasure you derive when your previously child-less friends have kids and learn what "having no time" really means.
Don't worry, honey, in a few years they'll have their first and we'll be relishing in the schildrenfreude.
schildrenfreude by therealmattmo December 3, 2014

shillered 

To have your wants and needs as a resident of the 46th ward of Chicago ignored, and to divide the electorate by using misinformation, intimidation, and threats of having your subsidized housing taken away from you for voting the opposition. Also to have high density, low income housing built despite the overwhelming evidence that this type of housing project does not and will not work.
The good people of Uptown and the 46th ward of Chicago got shillered when their alderman ignored them.
shillered by What The Helen November 24, 2006

Chilldren 

The common aftermath of Netflix & Chill, which is, of course, childbirth.
Netflix and Chill? Sorry, I don't chill. That's how you end up with chilldren.
Chilldren by LeUrbanDefiner October 22, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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