shilldren

Da pint-sized offspring of greedy/selfish adults who shamelessly use said innocent cuties as supposed advocates for whatever ideas and/or products dat said lacking-basic-family-values parents are trying to foist upon their audience.
A classic and excellent example of someone's employing "shilldren" to pressure fellow humans into agreeing to less-than-reasonable proposals --- da unfeelingly-opportunistic Howard's using his young daughter as unfair "kiddie-leverage" when pedaling peanut brittle to da spineless George McFly.
by QuacksO December 17, 2023
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Shilldren

Plural of Shild.
1) Noun:

Shills that are heavily related to, spawned of, or puppeteered by the body that they are supporting.
2) Noun:

Shills that happen to be minors.
1) Fox and Sky news are just the corporate shilldren of the Republicans.

2) Look at those shilldren, talking about how great their nintendo playstations are!
by I make wurds May 20, 2019
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