shifthappens

ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

shifthappens by snoil master 1000 November 6, 2012

Shift Happens 

When a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.

Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!

Shift Happens by Milky655 April 28, 2010

shithappens

When severenth happens to not give a shit.

Martin: shithappens

shithappens by moojay January 13, 2011

shitappens 

When you are too lazy to say shit happens so you decide to say them both at the exact same time.

person: aww man, i dropped my ice-cream!
another person: shitappens

shitappens by an incredibly bored person June 11, 2018