Definitions by Milky655
Sewer Mouth
The disgusting taste that you get in the morning on wake up. Ofter accompanied by a compelling need for a drink. This feeling is experienced most mornings but is intensified after a heavy night of drinking or after a curry.
Text 1: Hey man...how good was last night!? Had such an amazing night
Text 2: Yeah it was pretty good but the curry followed by drinking gave me the world's worst sewer mouth....
Text 3: Yeah ditto...
Text 2: Yeah it was pretty good but the curry followed by drinking gave me the world's worst sewer mouth....
Text 3: Yeah ditto...
Sewer Mouth by Milky655 May 3, 2010
Shift Happens
Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!
Shift Happens by Milky655 April 28, 2010
Mystery Lumps
The small pieces of indeterminate origin that have found their way into chip shop curry sauce. They may look horrible but are damn tasty.
Customer: What are these floating bits in my curry sauce?
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!
Mystery Lumps by Milky655 April 21, 2010