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shift slip 

When you hold down the shift key to use "!" (or any other thing you need the shif to use)multiple times and you "slip" on the last one.
Mark: Are you okay man?
Kyle: HELLZ YEAH I AM!!!1
Mark: Shift slip?
Kyle: yeah...
shift slip by flipflopsandsocks March 11, 2008
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Shift-Slip 

When you try to press the ! key on your computer a billion times, and it looks something like this: !!!!!!1111
Oh Man!!!!!11 i just sent message on facebook and accidentally shift-slipped, they're all goin' to think I'm a noob!!!!!111
Shift-Slip by S_BIRKO September 4, 2009

Shit Slip 

A Shit Slip is when you are wiping your bum, and you don't use enough toilet paper. This causes your fingers to slip through the paper and touch the poo on your bum.
"Jimmie, why are you taking so long in there?" "Sorry mum I shit slipped."
Shit Slip by Devil Man 1928 July 28, 2016

Shit Slip (n.) 

An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.
"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"

Slip Shaft 

The ability to put a condom on quickly and slip right in (vagina) with no time to waste.
Alan, I jumped in bed with Emily last night and was able to quickly slip shaft her like you would not believe.
Slip Shaft by Thorpheus September 20, 2009

Shit Slipper 

Slang for a Doner Kebab
Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....

I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!
Shit Slipper by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010

Shit Slips

A reactionary phrase you might let out when someone tells you about their misfortune.
"I got my report card... Seems like after all those hours of studying, I still failed Biology..." "Shit slips."

"I was in a car accident this morning, and when I got to work, I got fired for being late... My boss is a douche." "Sorry to hear, Bro...Shit slips."
Shit Slips by Anonymiss92 April 7, 2010
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