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shift knob

Noun: The object at the end of a shift lever in a manual transmission car, usually made from vinyl, leather, or metal, depending on either the manufacturer's or owner's taste.
That shift knob is pure bling.
My new shift knob is lighter and helps me shift gears better.
by celicaman November 26, 2006
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Shift Knob

When a girl tucks her pony tail up into her hair tie like a bun and let's you use it to control her head while she gives you a BJ.
I really like to use Lenora's shift knob while she gives me head.
by Salladpatch December 7, 2024
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Shift-Knobbing

Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.

Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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Dog shit-eating knob gobbler

Some one who eats dog shit and gobbles on knobs. Someone who uses your computer without asking and you come home to a shitload of goofy ass people in your room. Someone who shits in the toilet and doesn't clean it up when it clogs so other people have to clean it then he blames it on them. He is a fag. He uses all the dishes and never cleans them. If you buy chips and salsa and he finds it, you'll never see it again. Mexican
Jose V. cuz he is a buttfucking homo as well
by Doucherag December 18, 2004
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Shitknob

Any town that; sucks balls, is boring as hell, or is full of fucktards.
Bloomington, Il
pikachu, japan

"Man, this town is a fucking shitknob."
by shitknobian February 3, 2008
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Two Knobs of Goat Shit

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem
"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"
by SteakSammich January 6, 2021
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