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The act of penetrating your lover with a stale pizza crust in all available orifices.
Guy 1: "Yo dude, last night I had leftover pizza so I totally gave Stacy a Shiblanga!"

Guy 2: "You're a deplorable person"
Shiblanga by StormDog33 May 9, 2011
Related Words

shiblazed 

when you have consumed large amounts of alcohol concluding you to be shit-faced and then following up with a nuggest fest which causes you to be extremely blazed. you are now, shiblazed!
"duuuddeeee man that sick ragger was totally sick bro i drank so much and toked on that shit too, i'm so shiblazed!"
Decorative boards commonly found on walls, as seen in the HGTV show Fixer Upper.
I put shiplap in my new renovation.
Shiplap by xowe March 31, 2019
To "shit slap" or to cup a fart with your hand, then waft the goodness into someone's face.
She was going on and on, so when I had to fart I shilap'd her in the face!
Shilap by Sleezy McGee February 23, 2010

Nickleback shitlap 

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.
I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys
Something that's awesome, lit, or otherwise amazing.

Can be shortened to lappy to mean the same thing.
"Bro, these M&Ms are shiplap"

"Have you heard the new Kendrick album? That shi lappy"
Shiplap by shiplap June 16, 2022