HGTV
HGTV by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005
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HGTV
Home and Garden Television
The TV station that encourages the same conformity, wastefulness, shallow attitudes, irresponsability, mMaterialism, and rootlessness that has been pandemic in the USA for decades. Sister station to TLC and to some extent the Discovery Channel and A&E (it used to be none of these used to suck).
Typified by such awful shows as Designed to Sell, Curb Appeal, House Hunters, and worst of all My Parents House.
The TV station that encourages the same conformity, wastefulness, shallow attitudes, irresponsability, mMaterialism, and rootlessness that has been pandemic in the USA for decades. Sister station to TLC and to some extent the Discovery Channel and A&E (it used to be none of these used to suck).
Typified by such awful shows as Designed to Sell, Curb Appeal, House Hunters, and worst of all My Parents House.
All I ever see on that damned HGTV are people sending all the old furnishings/architectural details, and long established plantings to the landfill (but only after destroying them thouroughly).
The people who watch HGTV are mostly a bunch of sheep and probably watch Fox News as well.
The people who watch HGTV are mostly a bunch of sheep and probably watch Fox News as well.
HGTV by Miskatonic Jack July 1, 2006
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HGTV by GodspeedSA November 15, 2019
HGTV Syndrome
The impetuous urge to renovate, sell, or buy a house to fulfill a burning desire of aquiring a dream home.
*Up next a brand new episode of Property Brothers*
Jen: I love this show! I want to redo the kitchen and bathroom! But then we'd have to do the living room and change the wall paint. Ugh! I just want to redo the whole house.
Adam: You just have HGTV Syndrome...Oh wow I would move for a yard like that.
Jen: I love this show! I want to redo the kitchen and bathroom! But then we'd have to do the living room and change the wall paint. Ugh! I just want to redo the whole house.
Adam: You just have HGTV Syndrome...Oh wow I would move for a yard like that.
HGTV Syndrome by insertacatchynamehere September 9, 2016
HGTV job
Susan: Have you put your house on the market yet?
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.
HGTV job by shallacked September 16, 2012
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