sheraden

a disgusting piece of mangled trash that you find inside your toilet. you may find that it is rotten and you need to dispose of it immediately. it's toxic poison from when it is rotten is deadly. please contact the cdc if found!! if you come in contact with a sheraden please seek immediate help for decontamination.

"HELP... HELP A SHERADEN BREATHED ON ME!!! I REPEAT A SHERADEN BREATHED ON ME!!! IM GOING TO DIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

by caseygunn May 19, 2016

Steradent Soother

That fizzy feeling that a gent gets while receiving horatio from a more mature lady who has just relocated her dentures after a soak in Steradent. Aka Fizzy Jizzy

Roger gasped as Granny Smiths gums tickled his musket like popping candy. Afterwards he asked where she learned her wonderful technique. "That's not technique " she replied. "That's a Steradent Soother"

by assmasta February 19, 2015

sheradyn

Sexy girl who will always ALWAYS be there for you when you need her. Shes stunning and youd be lucky to have her as a friend or even better a girlfriend.

I wish Sheradyn was my friend 😭

by haileybaby208 November 11, 2015

sheriden

somebody with a pig benis

dave must be a sheriden look at the buldge

by blazingfaggot420 April 6, 2017

Sheriden

The most loving person on this planet. Sheriden is loyal, lovable, caring, understanding, and hot as fuck. She’s gonna be there when you fall and she’s gonna best the shit out of someone for you. She gives good advice and understands and relates to your problems. sheriden is a crackhead and will do stupid shit with you, and might get you in trouble but, Sheriden would jump in front of a train for you. She would do anything for you and would never do anything that would ruin your friendship.
Also, sheriden has that one best friend who would actually cut your dick off so best not mess with sheriden 😗

I love sheriden, she’s that type of friend that knows how to put a smile on your face.

by Angelina.lit420 September 29, 2019

Sheriden

The bestest friend you will ever have. She’s a crackhead and might get you in trouble but she’s sweet and caring and would remember dates like your dad or moms birthday. She would take a bullet for you and stay up all night with you just to make sure your breathing and well. She’s also a major stoner and has the best weed. And she loves puppies :)

Damn ya got that weed from sheriden?

by Angelina.lit420 September 29, 2019

sheriden

a great friend she is funny, nice, and down to earth.she tends to like horses.

Wow! that girl is soooo nice..she must be a sheriden!

by mememama February 9, 2012