shepstache 

my friend sheps mustache its good and im toatally not being forced to say this

shepstache ya mom

shepstache by twiggyriot February 11, 2022

shestache 

A female mustache. Usually appears on a girl's upper lip when she missing her waxing appointment.

"Mary, I don't care how big your rack is, you're never getting laid with that shestache."

shestache by J.O. May 2, 2006

shitstache 

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.

ewww he really should shave that shitstache

shitstache by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006

shitstache 

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.

Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"

shitstache by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006

sexstache 

Developing one's 5'o clock shadow to a whole new level of perfection and sex appeal. Use with caution.

eyoore: Hey, like my 5 o clock shaddow?
cathy: omg eyoore, that's no 5 o clock shadow, that's a sexstache. it makes you look 10x sexier.
eyoore: heh.

sexstache by bobdylan95 November 6, 2011

shitstache 

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

shitstache by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

Shitstache 

A mustache made of human feces

Got done eating the booty and came out with a shitstache

Shitstache by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019