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Shellend 

Refers to a woman with an overly wide vagina. It is very likely that she also has several types of STD including Chlamyd.
"Dude, that chicks FIT"
"Nah mate, she's a Shellend."
"Ah that sucks."
"Sure does, she makes the Grand Canyon look like a child's sandpit."
Shellend by priceeeyyyy January 15, 2010
Words you can keep

shellend 

an alternative to the insult bellend for a girl
"you've just spilt another glass of red wine, you shellend!"
shellend by Felixketkat August 3, 2007
Look at that girl! She's a Shellene!! I wish I could be a Shellene 😩.

Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled
Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly
Nut shelled by Tehlia April 13, 2019

blue shelled 

1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.
1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over
blue shelled by larkonmygokart January 6, 2010

Shellena 

Shellena’s are rare to find. Shellena are some of the most beautiful girls ever. They are adorable. Shellena’s don’t take any bullshit. No matter who you are, you want a Shellena in your life. Once you start liking her, it's hard to stop, and it's hard to not like her. She will give you butterflies every time you see her, no matter how prepared you are for it. Shellena’s some times have you going crazy. Shellena’s have beautiful hazel eyes and usually don't know their own beauty. You will have the strongest crush of your life on a Shellena , and it will last a surprising amount of time. You'll always want to kiss her softly, hold her hand, hug her, and play with her hair, even though you know you can't. You will like her before you really even become friends, so be prepared. Consistent daydreams about her are also frequent. While with a Shellena, your heart will break because she isn't yours while you have butterflies because you're near her. Shellena’s won't want you to pay for things or give them your jackets, but do it anyway. Shellena’s deserve it all and more. Shellena is someone that knows the right things to say to make you smile, even when you are at your lowest. A girl who you'd want to make smile just because her smile is one of the most beautiful ones you have ever seen. Her personality is bubbly, and she is a bit weird. Her laughs and giggles are contagious since it will get everyone laughing too. She is one of the most beautiful beings in existence.
Shellena is just amazing!
Shellena by Annoying puppet November 20, 2018

Spellend 

When your geography teacher does not want to say bellend! XD
Who drew this damn spellend on the board?
Spellend by Lil Nigward November 26, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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