shell silverstein 

when you take a girl home from the bar, she drops a deuce before, you start banging her, she has her period all over your bed, you pretend to cum, you tell her to leave, and to top it off you send her a venmo request for new sheets

wow i really shell silversteined that girl last night

shell silverstein by mrmccoy19 June 26, 2019

Shel Silverstein

The man behind brillant works such as Where The Sidewalk Ends, Dirty Feet, Falling Up, The Missing Peice, Freakin' At The Freakers Ball, The Big O, The Giving Tree, Diffrent Dances, A Light In The Attic, and most recently, Runny Babbit. He also wrote the Johnny Cash hit, 'A Boy Named Sue.' He was an amazing writer, poet, musician, and artist.

Shel Silverstein is dearly missed by his fans.

Shel Silverstein
1930-1999

PUT SOMETHING IN
Draw a crazy picture,
Write a nutty peom,
Sing a mumble-grumble song,
Whistle through your comb.
Do a loony-goony dance,
'Cross the kitchen floor,
Put something silly in the world
That ain't been there before.
-Shel Silverstein

Shel Silverstein by Kompassion Kid September 12, 2005

Shel Silverstein

The god of ALL poetry.

Rest in peace, Shel Silverstein :'(

"Needles and pins
Needles and pins
Sew me a sail
To catch me the wind"
-Needles and Pins, Shel Silverstein

Shel Silverstein by ~C February 14, 2009

Shel Silverstien 

One of the greatest poets who ever lived.

b. 1932 - d. 1999 REST IN PEACE

Shel Silverstien by BrokenPoet August 30, 2005

Shel Silverstien 

A gay ass fag who once wrote for playboy... boy did that get him hard Neways ya he was DIRTY p.s.Vincent looks at these magizine to try to make his flaccid penis hard yet he is often unsuccessful....

Fuck this shit it is gay Bob Sagget is a fag

Shel Silverstien by Adriane~~Krissy [Special Ed] March 27, 2004