shelf ass 

When one's ass, usually larger female's, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.

"Hey dude, have you seen my drink?"

"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."

"What the fux, bro."

shelf ass by SpykeIzLeet August 23, 2011

Shelf ass 

Noun: a butt characterised by the sharp right angle from one's back, to the top of their ass. The thighs blend straight into the booty, but somehow it is very distinct from the back. It looks like they sat down for so long that their ass flattened out. The sharp angle makes it look and act much like a shelf.

"My teacher has a shelf ass so big that you can stack books on it."

Shelf ass by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018

shelf-ass 

A butt that sticks out so much you could use it for a shelf.

She had such a shelf-ass she could carry the groceries in without using her hands.

shelf-ass by Scott Henry March 6, 2008

shelf-ass 

Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.

DAMN! Check out that shelf-ass on that ho, I could rest a cup on it!

shelf-ass by brandy kim May 9, 2011

Shelf-Ass 

A women's ass (usually black women) who's top of the ass cheek is so big it can be used as a shelf.

Damn that bitches shelf-ass is so big it could be used as a table top cup holder.

Shelf-Ass by Anonymousshelfass April 13, 2016

ass shelf 

Part of a woman's body just below the small of the back that curves out to form the top of her ass.

I ran my hand down her back and rested it upon her large ass shelf.

ass shelf by kahner April 30, 2005

ass shelf 

A massive ass that seems detached from the rest of the body and could easily be used as a table.

Her ass shelf was so big you could use it to host a wedding reception.

ass shelf by Society Against Fat Asses (SAFA) February 5, 2003