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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009
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The funniest girl u have ever met and the best friend u could ever want although if u get her mad there's no turning back but she can help u with anything she always there for u. You would probably stay friends with her until ur both 150 that's how good ur friendship is
"Wait we have to go with Sherine she's the best"
Sherine by A friend64 June 27, 2017
A woman that is hard to get and hard to hold. Once you fall for her you'll never get over her. No other woman could come close. She knows u spirituality and emotionally and gives you everything you need physically but only if she wants to let u in. She doesn't let many in. You will never forget her and will always want her to help u understand yourself. She is a woman. She is the whole package. Every woman has private parts but this woman has a brain. She has power and once she's touched you she's taken all the power of control you ever had.
I wish Sherina was my girlfriend. She's soo hot and sexy.
sherina by mrx January 20, 2016
Sherrin’s are amazing ,sweet and kind.They are passionate and if you lose you that’s super sad because they are they best girl you will have in your life.Sherrin’s are your dream girl they have everything you need and want.They are they best person ever.They are smart very social and makes friends quick.Sherrin’s have amzing taste if they pick you must be amzing.Sherrin’s are very funny they will make you laugh. They are very unpredictable.If you don’t have a Sherrin go find one and if you do congrats.
Damn did you see that Sherrin I’m gonna shoot my shot I’ll probably miss.
Sherrin by frogandcow January 6, 2019

shafrina 

Someone who has a beautiful heart. She can bring great things into your life that even all the money in the world couldn't obtain. People will be at peace when dealing with her
I forget all my problems when I'm with you. You are so shafrina!
shafrina by M.S.A December 29, 2017
hot sweet BANGIN types of girls that tend to be on the shorter side but that's cool, cause they still be kicking.
Guy 1: I like that girl but she's kinda short.
Guy 2: Dude! She's a total Sherin! HIT THAT BITCH UP.
Sherin by greatgooglymoogly October 19, 2010